when happy, it flashes with a longer beep

(Source: yinqors, via lilscoops)

yinqors:

queermobile:

life is gay but at least im straight

sometimes my wife scoots her bed closer to mine so i have a ruler in my end table to measure it out to be exactly 2 feet away from mine and i catch her all the time 

the only sounds you need

the only sounds you need

looking forward to learning how to circumvent the ol “sandwich under cardboard box propped up by a stick” ploy

looking forward to learning how to circumvent the ol “sandwich under cardboard box propped up by a stick” ploy

(Source: feitan, via rebekahspublicdiary)

grevenz:

(to the tune of a cruel angel’s thesis) zack and cody… 

simulatedcity:

Brain 1 sez: perfect future is double decker trains everywhere with crystal clear PA systems and perfectly hemmed outfits

Brain 2 sez: perfect future is a tattered robe and oak staff in a thriving mushroom forest

personally  i think we could all learn a thing or two from this

personally  i think we could all learn a thing or two from this

(Source: leecario)

:)

:)

(Source: medabothands)

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UPDATE:

Crossposting from twitter updates on the nature of our world and who owns what

never update skype

always a trap. always a deception

shovel2:

my dick is naturally pixelated and, resultantly, i am pursued at all times by japanese pornographers who want to save on editing costs

Mariya Ise (Killua) - Departure

killuugh:

Killua singing the opening of hxh

(via mechagod)

papazehe replied to your post: aquasquatch said:I’m sorry but yo…

i got out of jury duty bc they used my parents address instead of my home address, you can get out of jury duty by knowing about jury nullification and talking about it a lot

thankful for my friends who are willing to direct me on the straight and noble path [puts away voice modulator and framed photo of the mayor of Sandpoint Idaho]